Vin Diesel to try to out-extreme himself in xXx 4

 

Adorable lunkhead Vin Diesel has grabbed the methods for activity motion picture generation, declaring in an official statement yesterday evening that he and his One Race Films have banded together with American-Chinese film organization H Collective to purchase the rights to his xXx establishment, where he is the greatest, baddest, and baldest buddy on set and nobody calls him a treat ass.

This declaration came packaged with the declaration of a fourth xXx movie—titled, for the present, essentially xXx 4—coordinated by DJ Caruso, who likewise helmed a year ago’s completely absurd xXx: Return Of Xander Cage. In the discharge, H Collective CEO Nic Crawley says, “Amid my chance at Paramount I was fortunate to be engaged with the improvement and dissemination of xXx: Return Of Xander Cage. The reaction from the Chinese film industry was extraordinary,” so expect another Chinese on-screen character (or on-screen character) to co-star a là Donnie Yen’s appearance as the disgusting Xiang in the last xXx motion picture.

Presently all that is forgotten to figure is the manner by which Diesel will top snow skiing through the wilderness (see underneath) and riding his bike crosswise over expansive waterways like a goddamn activity motion picture Jesus. Time to pulverize a few Monster caffeinated drinks and get the chance to work, screenwriters.

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